Madison is safe.
You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.
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ME! ME! I’ll be a host!
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retrotort reblogged this from deleteyourself and added:
definitely ripped from David Rabe’s last novel.
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lol. WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS?! IT’S SO MUCH MONEY.
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You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving...
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This just made my day.
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Why did I not think of this?
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a cow. Then I am totally eating that shit.)
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genius. I should start a Canadian branch, cash in on the religious.
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its the first time i have this thought, but having a “second coming” would be really awesome. just imagine all this...
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….people. Really. >.
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